SIGNS YOU`VE BEEN SOMEWHERE TOO LONG!!!!!

[D00neY]

SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN DUBLIN TOO LONG

1. You say "taeun" when you mean the city.
2. You think it is perfectly normal to pay over EUR4 for a pint.
3. Anyone not from Dublin is a "wanker".
4. Anyone from the Northside of the Liffy is a "Northside Wanker"
5. You have no idea where Ballydehob is.
6. You see a member of Westlife on Grafton Street and find it hard to get
excited about it.
7. The countryside makes you nervous.
8. Somebody speaks to you on the DART and you freak out thinking they are a
stalker.
9. American tourists no longer annoy you.
10. You can't remember the last time you got up to 30mph in your car in
taeun".


SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LIMERICK TOO LONG

1. You have an uncontrollable urge to steal.
2. You keep going on about how great Limerick and Garryowen are.
3. You steal from people.
4. You start to cry when you hear "Beautiful Munsters".
5. You think anyone from Limerick has a great sense of humour.
7. You think Dubliners are "soft east coast ashy pets" until they kick
you're head in at rugby.
8. You deny that it rains all the time...as you struggle home with the
shopping in yet another torrential downpour


SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN MONAGHAN TOO LONG

1. You say "Sir" all the time.
2. You say "shite" all the time.
3. You say "aye" all the time.
4. You end sentences with "Hiagh" i.e. "I'm no' goan' thur, Hiagh, it's
shite".
5. You think McArdles Ale is great,ignoring the fact it tastes of shite
Hiagh".
6. You get an urge to punch everyone you meet.
7. You punch everyone you meet
8. You get drunk before, after and during punching everybody you meet
9. You are incomprehensible when you speak while you are trying to punch
everyone you meet.
10. People seem to be afraid of you when you say where you are from.
11. You automatically get the urge to kill on hearing the words Monarchy" or
"England".


SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN CORK TOO LONG

1. You say "I'm grand, like" all the time.
2. You think Murphy's is "savage".
3. You think of Murphy's as if it's the sixth food group.
4. You disagree with 3. - Murphy's is the FIRST food group and call anyone a
"langer" if they claim to the contrary.
5. You say: "Are you grand?" all the time.
6. You say: "Tis grand, like." all the time.
7. You say: "that'd be grand, like" all the time.
8. You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of it.
9. You don't eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or
potatoes.
10. You say "Your man" followed by "boiy" all the time.
11. You say "Your woman" followed by "boiy" all the time.
12. You say "Tis grand that your man asked if I'm grand, like, boiy." all
the time.
13. You find yourself still living with family and having dinners cooked for
you by someone's mammy at the age of 30.


SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN GALWAY TOO LONG

1. You say "Howsa' goin'" all the time.
2. You can't remember a weekend when a friend from Dublin or Cork wasn't
sleeping on your couch.
3. When you meet someone on a Tuesday afternoon, you tell them you havn't
been out in ages
then remember that you were chatting to that same person last night in
the Quays.
4. You agree with Taxi drivers on all subjects - why bother getting thick.
5. Unless the Taxi driver is from Mayo.
6. Unless, like half the population living in Galway, you're from Mayo.
7. When you say you live in Galway, people immediately smile and tell you
about their wild weekend in Salthill when they were 16. You nod
enthusiastically about the samevenue, despite the fact that
you were never there.
8. You think that it's perfectly normal to have 6 buskers (including an
Ethiopian bagpipe player), 8 street entertainers, 19 Romanian beggers,
a krusty holding some baling twine
tied to a raggedy dog telling fortunes and 4 seperate roadworks on the
one street.


SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN ROSCOMMON TOO LONG

1. You're still there

[WoRmEaTeR]

ya should have thrown dAtlone in there, it would be fairly applicable to must people on this site!

including moi

[D00neY]

we`ll make one up for the town man e-mail me go to my profile and you`ll be able to e-mail me

[WoRmEaTeR]

ah righty oh

[D00neY]

right you know youve been in dathlone too long when; you know who greg lawlor is.

you know who the weather man is.

the bouncers of any pub/ club know you either by name or by been awful drunk.

you think karma is a great nite club.

you think blinkers is great.

you smoke soap.

you slightly racist but dont know why.

you think kilmartins is a rip off.

you've had your fifth can of cider down burgees park and think its great.

etc etc

thats all my drnken brain can manage at the second.



oh plus if you get excited about a GAA match or some bogger bullshite


fitz

[WoRmEaTeR]

jasus i hardly remember writing that

was a wee bit tipsy

[D00neY]

man thats the best time for creativness to shine through lol

[farrelly]

you've been in ahhlone too long if you're still fucking here!

[D00neY]

how long have you been here farelly???????

[farrelly]

i dunno for sure man. its been some time....

[D00neY]

but your still here whats do you think keep you here this lenth of time farelly?????? "dont tell me thats its all the craic to be had because this town is shite".

[ronan_w]

who's greg lawlor? or do i have to stay here another 6 fookin years? if the weather man's who i think he is, me and him were havin a great chat a few weeks back about how "10 million euro disappeared from the health bored and do i know that?"